Actually I only just started working on my novel again on Sunday, but since then I've done quite a lot of work, and answered quite a lot of back-story questions. I mean, I've done heaps. It looks like I've bounced back from inability to do nothing all day.
So with my excuse (ahem, reason) out of the way, and with no further ado, I thought I would grace you all with the top five things I have learned so far this year:
- Be home in time for dinner, otherwise Dad will embarrass you by going around to your friends' houses and asking them if they know where you are.
- The earth moves. And even six months later, it still moves.
- Loyalty trumps desire.
- When your phone is stolen (or just disappears) and your bike is wrecked on the same day, it probably means that someone doesn't like you.
- Ninjas can't catch you if you're on fire. Or on another monitor. Or if you're power level is over 9000. Check it out: Ninjas can't catch you if ... - Google Images
And due to the fact that this post is so far without pictures, here is a dragon: